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Old Nov 23, 2008, 06:26 PM // 18:26   #1
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Default ...What rhymes with general?
Right I wont explain the long and twisted path that lead me to this point - But in short its a song to the tune of the Major-General's song:

I am the very model of a modern monking-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I know the tactics of the game, I understand skill synergy,
I heal and prot,and Smite and block, While managing my Energy;

I'm very well acquainted, too, with different type of strategy,
Tank and Spank, spike and gank, none of these are new to me,
While under PvP assault I stand strong as a sentinel,
My healing great, my favor good, Protection is exceptional.



I just cant think of anything to replace that one line!....

any ideas?
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Old Nov 23, 2008, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #2
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Jesus Christ, promise me you'll never do that again.

General - Serial, emirial, aerial, maniacal, rhetorical, tectonical, technical, medical.

Use one of them, then burn that... thing.
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Old Nov 23, 2008, 07:24 PM // 19:24   #3
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Im a monk you bet im medical
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Old Nov 23, 2008, 08:21 PM // 20:21   #4
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*I am the very model of a modern monking-General,
I can cure conditions, but not those that are venereal.

*I am the very model of a modern monking-General,
I'm wearing rubies, sapphs and diamonds but where the **** are emeralds?
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Old Nov 23, 2008, 08:44 PM // 20:44   #5
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I am the very model of a modern monking-General,
I afk all the time and my skill bar is abysmal
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Old Nov 23, 2008, 10:31 PM // 22:31   #6
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menstrual

MY FAVORITE
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Old Nov 23, 2008, 10:39 PM // 22:39   #7
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I am the very model of a modern monking-General,
But don't overextend, or it's your funeral.
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Old Nov 23, 2008, 10:45 PM // 22:45   #8
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I am the very model of a modern Monking-General,
Brave, strong and simply impeccable
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Old Nov 24, 2008, 01:01 AM // 01:01   #9
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I am the very model of a modern Monking-General,
But behind closed doors, I enjoy anal.
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Old Nov 24, 2008, 02:19 AM // 02:19   #10
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I am the very model of a modern Monking-General,
I have a pair of Chaos Gloves, my money is ephemeral.
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Old Nov 24, 2008, 03:07 AM // 03:07   #11
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General, Shmeneral.

http://www.rhymezone.com/ <-- is your friend
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Old Nov 26, 2008, 06:51 AM // 06:51   #12
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menstrual

MY FAVORITE
I am the very model of a dizzy monking general, but when I miss a heal, the pain can be menstrual. When I got knocked down, my tumble caused your funeral.
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Old Nov 29, 2008, 12:38 AM // 00:38   #13
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I am the very model of a modern Monking-General,
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General - impeccable? Orly?
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Old Nov 29, 2008, 01:39 AM // 01:39   #14
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MY FAVORITE
^^Winner.^^
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General, Shmeneral.

http://www.rhymezone.com/ <-- is your friend
This website is a keeper. I use it for my advertising classes when I need a bunch of random verbs.
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Old Nov 30, 2008, 09:16 PM // 21:16   #17
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I am the very model of a modern monking-General,
Overextend and I'll get really menstrual.
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